My face on the mountain quarter of a mile wide

  You can't just bring in a flotilla of Extraterrestrials and drop then anywhere, that would be a poor host.  I gave them mountains, lakes, river and the abundance of our solar system.
  I seriously tried for years to get people to assist me in making these momentous decisions, but they were too smart for me.
  Guess that's why i'm posting this blog instead of them.